Griper News: News Roundup for 4/12/10

Nazi in uniform
Typical census worker

-Headline of the day-
"Idaho man fired shotgun into air to intimidate Census worker."

Richard Powell is a superduper patriot and no one's going to make him fill out the totally unconstitutional and communist census form. So, when one of them there pinko New World Order census drones tried to deliver a form to his house, he gave him what for and no two ways about it!

According to the report, "The census worker alleges he was trying to deliver Powell the population-counting questionnaire on the afternoon of March 3, when Powell told the worker to get off his property at 396 Powell Road near St. Maries, according to the Benewah County Prosecutor's Office. Powell then went into his residence and returned with a shotgun, and fired the gun in the air, the Benewah County Sheriff's Office said."

For standing with Michele Bachmann, Erik Erikson, and Alex Jones, Powell faces "up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for exhibition of a deadly weapon."

Can't a man even protect his home from rampant socialism anymore? (Think Progress)

-Exclusive footage of SRLC straw poll-
The Southern Republican Leadership Council got together this weekend to trade conspiracy theories, accuse everyone of socialism/nazism/communism, and figure out who should run against Barack Obama in 2012. Here's what the straw poll looked like:

The results: Willard "Mittens" Romney beat out Ron Paul by one vote. Congrats Mittens! (Youtube, credit for the video idea goes to commenter BentNotBroken from reddit)

-Bonus HotD-
"Feds: Guns, Crack, Steroids, Hitler Book Found At Hutaree Homes."

Remember that Christian Militia who were going to blow up a bunch of cops for Jesus? Yeah, turns out they're all on crack.

Imagine my shock. (Talking Points Memo)

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