News Roundup for 8/4/09

Obama makes a tiny measurement with his fingers
Barack Obama, shown making a disparaging observation about white men

-Headline of the day-
"Obama hates the white man."

"The white man" is apparently plural, since Jesse Lee Peterson makes the case that President Obama hates all whites -- and men especially. "Barack Obama hates white people – especially white men," he writes for WorldNetDaily. "Sorry folks, but the truth will set you free!" When your second sentence ends in a bang, you know you're in for some over-the-top crazitude.

Turns out that Obama's big beer summit didn't impress Peterson, since saying that police acted "stupidly" in arresting a Henry Louis Gates (for the crime of being home) clearly means that he hates all white people -- and men especially. It just stands to reason. And you better just watch it, because he's coming to your house to hate you personally!

"Barack Obama is Jeremiah Wright Jr. He is the NAACP and the Congressional Black Caucus!" Peterson writes in hysterical italics, just in case you don't get the point that this Obama guy's a scary black radical come to destroy all white people. He is a secret illegal alien Muslim terr'ist, after all. The [white] people must be warned.

"Barack Obama is dividing the races like no other president in history ... Both Obama and his friend Henry Louis Gates are racist ... President Obama spoke of this being a teachable moment, and it certainly is for white Americans," he shrieks -- as much as you can shriek in print (turns out you can shriek pretty well). "The lesson is that they need to speak up or lose their country!" Eek!

So, who is this defender of white pride? This guy:

Peterson is black

They never look the way you expect them to when you get the hoods off, do they? (WorldNetDaily, via Right Wing Watch)

-Happy Birthday, Mr. President...-
Here's the white-hatin' SOB himself, pretending that he was born in Hawaii 48 years ago today!

Barack Obama hugs Helen Thomas

Think he's cozying up to a white lady? Ha! We know he hates white ladies and he's just trying to fool us by hugging a white-looking lady. That's Helen Thomas, who's a well-known commie Lebanese radical terr'ist America-hater. Birds of a feather...

Enjoy your cake, comrades! (E&P Pub)

-Top that-
What did you get for your last birthday?

Obama got a whole freakin' mountain. In Antigua.

Your birthdays suck. Loser. (Wonkette)

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