News Roundup for 3/8/10

Vladimir Lenin
Sarah Palin speaks to a group of Canadians

-Headline of the day-
"Palin Crossed Border For Canadian Health Care."

It's probably safe to assume that the little baby Jesus cried today when Sarah Palin, the last hope for America, revealed herself as a commie. "We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada," she told a Canadian crowd this weekend. "And I think now, isn't that ironic?"

Ironic? Judging from the way you've talked about Canadian healthcare, you're lucky to be alive. Now, it wasn't Palin's decision. She was a kid. But here's the fun part, Dave Weigel broke out his atlas and figured out that the Palins lived equidistant (like them fancy words?) from both a Canadian healthcare center and a good ol' red-blooded 'merican one. So they went to the commie healthcare center because they preferred it.

Turn in your teabags, Comrade Palin. (Huffington Post)

-GWB, soft on terrorism-
With President Obama's poll numbers on a long, slow burn, it pays to remember who he replaced. A new Democracy Corps poll finds that Obama beats Bush at everything -- including terrorism and national security.

Hey, you crazy Cheney people! You can shut up now. (Plum Line)

-Bonus HotD-
"In new book, Rove says he 'agreed' with Novak that Joe Wilson was an 'asshole.'"

Wow. Hell must've frozen over, because I agree with both Karl Rove and Bob Novak.

Scary. (Media Matters)

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