News Roundup for 3/26/10

If this doesn't work, we move on to anvils

-Headline of the day-
"Former militiaman unapologetic for calls to vandalize offices over health care."

Them commie DEMONcrats and their Nazi healthcare ideas! Well, Mike Vanderboegh, a 57-year-old former militiaman from Alabama and current wingnut blogger, has a way to fix that. Go out and break the windows of DEMONcrats! That'll show 'em. Won't accomplish much of anything else, but it'll show em.

"To all modern Sons of Liberty: THIS is your time," Vanderboogie wrote on his blog. "Break their windows. Break them NOW!"

"The federal government should not have the ability to command us to buy something that it decides we should buy," Vanderbuggle told the Washington Post. The government, he says, has "absolutely no idea the number of alienated who feel that their backs are to the wall are out here... who are not only willing to resist this law to the very end of their lives, but are armed and are capable of making such resistance possible and perhaps even initiating a civil war."

No commie healthcare! Not today, not tomorrow, not ever! All you middlesexy farmers: To arms! To arms!

There's a little hitch in Vandenboob's ideology, though. According to the report, "Vanderboegh said he once worked as a warehouse manager but now lives on government disability checks."

Big government Nazi-Marxist healthcare is "oppressing" this superduper-patriot to the tune of $1,300 a month for "congestive heart failure, diabetes and hypertension." So there's that...

Teabags forever! w00t! (Washington Post)

-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids, Dogboy and Mr. Dan are back! And they're here to talk about healthcare reform... Yay!

Parts & Parcels
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Breast implants for illegal aliens? I'm speechless. (MarkFiore.com)

-Bonus HotD-
"Former KGB agent-turned banker buys famed British newspapers for just ₤1."

Wow. Rarely do you come across a headline that jams so much bad stuff into one sentence. Failing newspapers. The specter of a KGB propagandist owning them. Bankers.

Especially bankers. Chilling. (Raw Story)

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