Tinky Winky, a Bottlenose dolphin and the mad, mad ghost of Jerry Falwell

(Promoting the Bottlenose gay life style…?)

Remember the late Jerry Falwell?

Yes, the guy who crusaded against Penthouse & Hustler but who was in favour of South Africa’s Apartheid system and called Nobel Prize winner Desmond Tutu a ‘phony’.

The same one who said, when speaking about 9/11, “I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say ‘you helped this happen.’”

The man who is, perhaps, most widely known for his attack on Teletubby Tinky Winky, for being purple, wearing a triangle on his head and carrying a bag, which turned him into a gay role model – and, as Falwell stated, “Role modelling the gay lifestyle is damaging to the moral lives of children.”

(J.F.: Not quite with his hand up a gay puppet’s arse…)

Yes, I know, ancient history and besides, the wretch is dead. Still, I had to think of that old hate monger, when I read the following story:

“The world’s only pink Bottlenose dolphin which was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana, USA, has become such an attraction that conservationists have warned tourists to leave it alone. Charter boat captain Erik Rue, 42, photographed the animal, which is actually an albino, when he began studying it after the mammal first surfaced in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary, north of the Gulf of Mexico in southwestern USA. Capt Rue originally saw the dolphin, which also has reddish eyes, swimming with a pod of four other dolphins, with one appearing to be its mother which never left its side.”

So, here we have:

a) An illegal immigrant from Mexico
b) A red-eyed (pot smoking…??!!) animal who is
c) Cohabitating with four other deviants (one of which his mother…) and
d) PINK…!!!

Jerry Falwell would not have liked this one at all.