News Roundup for 6/25/10

The brilliant man at work

-Headline of the day-
"Gohmert: There's A Diabolical 30-Year Plot To Have Terrorist Babies Born In U.S.!"

I always say that if some Republican says something that absolutely stupid and Sarah Palin's not around, it was probably Texas Rep. Louis Gohmert who said it. Seriously, this guy makes Dan Quayle look like the recipient of a MacArthur Genius grant. He's just that dumb.

And so, when someone revealed a 30 year plot to make terr'ist babies who'll bring America to her knees, it came as no surprise that this someone was Louis Gohmert.

So see if you can follow this; it's so damned easy to get into the USA that terr'ist mommies are sneaking in to have babies. These babies are American terr'ist babies! Once the terr'ist babies are born as American citizens, the terr'ist mommies take them back to Terrististan and teach them to yell, "Oodle-oodle-oodle!" while they blow shit up. Then, 30 years later, the terr'ist babies are terr'ist grownups. And they come to America and we let them right in, because they're citizens and that makes it so damned easy to get into the USA.

Ok now, are you seeing the big 30-year superfluous step here? Let me put it another way, then. It's too easy for terr'ists to get in and make babies so that the babies will be able to get in. Got it now?

Now you know why I'm pretty sure that Louis Gohmert isn't all that smart. (Talking Points Memo)

-More video fun-
You ever wonder what a really honest political ad would look like? I don't mean one without any lies, I mean brutal honesty... Let's have a look, shall we?

While we're on the subject; I say that, to tell terr'ist babies from real babies, real babies should all wear suits.

I'm sure Louis Gohmert would agree. (YouTube, via Political Wire)

-Bonus HotD-
"Sarah Palin tells followers to read article comparing BP escrow fund to Nazism."

You know who else wanted their followers to read stuff? Hitler! (Greg Sargent)

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