News Roundup for 6/27/11

Pat Robertson
Robertson, pictured suffering a brief bout of sanity

-Headline of the day-
"Robertson: God Will Destroy America For Marriage Equality."

Now that the Empire State has fallen to the Homosexual Menace, professional lunatic Pat Robertson says America is doomed. Doomed!

"I think we need to remember the term sodomy came from a town known as Sodom and Sodom was destroyed by God Almighty and the thing that they practiced was homosexual activity and even they tried to rape angels who came down there, so that's the kind of people they were," he said -- so you New Yorkers should probably lay off all that angel rape for a little bit.

"There isn't one single civilization that has survived that openly embraced homosexuality," he went on to say. "So you say, 'what's going to happen to America?' Well if history is any guide, the same thing's going to happen to us." Seems like the Romans had a good thousand year run there and then they went all Christian and -- poof! -- they were gone.

But what do I know? I'm not a history expert like Pat. (Right Wing Watch, with video)

-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids, it's President Obama and he's here to explain how a war can be something that's not a war... Or how a something that is not a war but looks like one can be not a war... Or something. Anyway, here he is. Yay!

Declaration of thingamajig
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Hope that clears everything up! (MarkFiore.com)

-Bonus HotD-
"Two Wisconsin Agencies Now Investigating Alleged Judge-on-Judge Assault."

Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser is in hot water for allegedly trying to strangle another judge -- which is pretty bad. Now the Dane County Sheriff and the state's Judicial Commission are looking into the incident.

CNN however, is not. (ThinkProgress)

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