News Roundup for 6/17/11

Not inaccurate

-Headline of the day-
"Palin Decision Expected Next Week."

It's totally definite; Sarah Palin is going to announce whether or not she's going to run for president. Our long national nightmare of uncertainty is over!

According to "one Republican source," "Vendors of campaign services who hope to work for Team Palin have been told that Palin, the 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, will decide soon one way or another on mounting a 2012 campaign." Which, of course, means that someone from Team Palin called them to tell them exactly that.

But wait! Later in the day, ABC News reported that Palin, via twitter, said no way. "Really? Hmm, guess they forgot to inform me what I'm 'expected to do' next wk," she tweetlepated.

Sounds like a certain attention whore thought America was in danger of going 15 minutes without a headline about her someplace. (American Spectator)

-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids, Little Suzie Newsykins is back. Yay! And she's going to tell us all about... Umm... Well...

Somethingie's not right!
Click for animation

Remember kids, in Washington "outrage" and "distraction" are synonymous. (MarkFiore.com)

-Bonus HotD-
"Public Focused on Economy, Media on Weiner Scandal."

We want news, we get tabloid crap. Typical.

Stay tuned for the latest from the Casey Anthony trial! (Pew Research Center)

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