News Roundup for 9/9/10

Hitler speaks
Probably not an oratory style you want to emulate

-Headline of the Day-
"Screeching Lunatic Running For Office Somewhere."

Meet Phil Davidson, who wants the Republican nomination for Stark County Treasurer in Ohio. Beyond that, who even cares? Just check out this video:

You know what really sells it for me? All the applause at the end. "Wow, you're completely psychotic! Finally, a real Republican..."

Here's a handy tip for any would-be inspiring orators out there: if you're nervous about public speaking, try a Xanax. Taking methamphetamine is really just going in the wrong direction. (Wonkette)

-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids, you ever hear of this "free market" thing? No? Well, Uncle Mark's here to explain it for us. Yay!

Clever Forever
Click for animation

So... I guess it's this thing that grownups use to get really, really dumb. Like drugs. Don't do drugs, kids. (MarkFiore.com)

-Bonus HotD-
"Study: Flamboyant male dancing attracts women best."

So the key to having a successful reproductive strategy is to dance really, really gay. The argument for intelligent design just died. (Raw Story)

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