The Latest in Sweat Shop Innovation

New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go
This innovation for sweat shop labor couldn't have come at a more important time in human history. With our present global meltdown, the Onion reports on a new technological innovation that will allow sweat shop laborers to produce beyond their 16 hour days. This can only mean more sneakers, sweat pants, and tennis shoes for the masses and greater profits for the top of the classes.
I know. I know. You were getting a bit upset about the global economy but you can always count on technology.