News Roundup for 5/11/12

Good news: these bozos aren't the majority

-Headline of the Day-
"Poll: 51% agree with Obama's endorsement of gay marriage."

American teeters on the verge of falling to the Homosexual Menace, after Pres. Barack HUSSEIN Obama expressed his respect for the rights of gays and lesbians -- just what you'd expect a secret radical Muslim to do!

A new USA Today/Gallup poll finds that support of Obama's position is just at the majority mark -- 51%. But there's good news for the Forces of Godliness. According to the report, "60% say that his shift in position will have no bearing on how they vote in the November election." Of course, that's also bad news for the Forces of Godliness.

So what are the demographics of those who oppose Obama's stand on marriage equality? "Younger respondents and respondents with a higher level of education are more likely to approve of Obama's position on the issue."

So clearly we must fight the scourge of education. (USA Today)


-Did someone say 'evolved?'-



This is just another assault by so-called 'science' on Jeebus. (GoComics)


-Bonus HotD-
"Catholic Church Investigating New Threat To Humanity: The Girl Scouts."

Galileo got off easy. (Wonkette)