8/6/09

News Roundup for 8/6/09

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-Headline of the day-
"Birther Site: 'Kenyan' Certificate 'Probably Not Authentic.'"

Wingut favorite WorldNetDaily backs away from earlier reporting that they had proof that Barack Obama was really a secret llegal alien Muslim terr'ist. Bonus, the announcement is made by Jerome Corsi, whose profession is best described as "bullshitter for hire." When something's not good enough for this crowd, that's a pretty bad forgery. After all, WingNutDaily has previously reported on the imminent public showing of the Ark of the Covenant, as well as the shocking news that Hillary Clinton would put Christians into prison camps if she became president. So it's sort of surprising that a story's too crazy even for them.

Turns out that a Kenyan birth certificate for Barack Obama isn't as convincing as they first thought it was. First off, it was issued before there was a Republic of Kenya and was signed by someone who shares a name with a popular soap ("E.F. Lavender" or "Earth Friendly Lavender"), so there's that. Then they sent out their "investigative operatives in Africa" (??) and they told them their story didn't look very good. So much for that then.

Not that WND is wising up. They don't do that.

If you check their front page today, you see the ironic headline "Birther obsession of the left." Why is this ironic? Because that same page includes links to fourteen birther stories and pages, including a link where you can buy bumperstickers that ask, "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?"

I'll give you a hint, geniuses -- it ain't in Kenya. (Talking Points Memo)


-Cartoon time with Mark Fiore-
Hey kids, it's our friend Sammy Li'l Shiv!

Law & Disorder
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Yeah, he's not very nice, but he's got a point -- pun intended. (MarkFiore.com)


-Bonus HotD-
"Senate votes to confirm Sotomayor: 68-31."

America faces her doom as a radical commie Puerto Rican terr'ist judicial activist advances to the Supreme Court. The conspiracy between ACORN, New York University, AARP, AmeriCorps, the White House, the Service Employees International Union, and the Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund is complete. They all met at Roswell or something.

Ask Glenn Beck, he knows all about it. (Raw Story)

Selling Mass Panic to Fools -- or 'Weimarketing'

Faucet handle marked 'fear'The people in near-riot at congress members' public appearances are fools. Or, at least, gullible. People who believe that Barack Obama is going to kill their grandma don't really have it all together. Something is wrong upstairs and their internal BS detectors aren't lighting up to alert them to the obvious. The reason for this is that they've rewired their attics to keep the BS sensors from working -- like the birthers, the town hall goons believe what they believe because they want to believe it, not because what they believe is especially convincing. For them Barack Obama is Hitler, Stalin, and Dracula rolled into one. Nothing is too ridiculous, too absurd for them to believe, because the consequences of being wrong would be too great -- what if Obama really was Count HitlerStalin and no one believed it? No one wants that. So it's just safer to believe the worst, that Barack Obama is a secret Muslim illegal alien come here to kill your grandma. Really, who wants to take the risk of believing he's not?

But the Hitler outfit fits the right better than the left -- it always has. Authoritarian and prone to group-think, people on the right are most comfortable with believing they're the mainstream. And, with poll after poll showing they're not, they're confused. When people who tend toward group-think are confused, it's like a virus that infects them all. The more confused they become, the more frightened they become. And the more frightened they become, the more authoritarian they become. Things have to be a certain way and, if they're not, things have to be forced. Like other authoritarians in times past, their way is the only way and anyone who believes otherwise is the enemy of the "true" people, whether they call themselves "patriots" or "der volk." Anyone who doesn't agree with them on every single issue is an enemy of the state and must be corrected or stopped. Barack Obama doesn't agree with them, the Democrats don't agree with them, so Barack Obama and the Democrats must be stopped. As the right slips from the mainstream to the fringe, they don't see it as changing American opinions and values. They see it as America being taken over by anti-Americans.

Playing this terror-driven opposition to the president and Democrats is the Republican party. They haven't gone out of their way to disabuse the birthers and they've actually been promoting the "kill your grandma" lie. Truth is irrelevant to them because truth is the enemy of their argument. So they use lies and fear. The right's campaign against health care reform has been a campaign of the purest -- and worst -- propaganda; propaganda that appeals to fear and ignorance and hate. Call it the Weimarketing of health care reform opposition.

"Republicans on the Hill and the Republicans in the base seem to be operating under a bizarre assumption: he who throws the biggest tantrum wins," writes Steve Benin. "It's no way for a political system to operate." I'd change that to "it's no way for a good political system to work." Republicans don't seem particularly concerned about a good political system. The crowds at town halls are using the "heckler's veto" and shutting down debate by drowning out dissenting voices. But it's moving beyond that.


[Talking Points Memo:]

Rep. Brad Miller (D-NC) will not be hosting any town hall events this August -- instead, he's making himself available to constituents for one-on-one meetings about health care reform -- and at least part of the reason is this: His offices have received threatening phone calls, including at least one direct threat against his life.

"We had no town hall events scheduled for the August recess anyway, but in light of everything that's happened -- we have received a threatening phone call in the D.C. office, there have been calls to the Raleigh office," said Miller communications director LuAnn Canipe, in an interview with TPM. The threatening call in question happened earlier this week.

"The call to the D.C. office was, 'Miller could lose his life over this,'" said Canipe. "Our staffer took it so seriously, he confirmed what the guy was saying. He said, 'Sir is that a threat?' and at that time our staffer was getting the phone number off caller ID and turning it over to the Capitol Police."



We've seen one congress member hung in effigy outside his office. Now another has been physically assaulted. If you've been wondering when these people were going to go too far, you can stop now. They already have.

And the Republicans, watching this happen, continue to pour gasoline on this fire. Not content to have these people in a frothing fit, they want it worse. The political discourse isn't stupid enough or ignorant enough yet. It has to get even dumber. And here we come to Sen. John Cornyn and a new paranoid conspiracy theory about Barack Obama -- that the president is building a massive enemies list.

It started -- as it always does -- with the pretense of stupidity. In pushing back against the smear campaigns, the White House wrote a blog post asking people to share the BS they're hearing about health care reform.

"There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care," it said. "These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can't keep track of all of them here at the White House, we're asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov."

"I am not aware of any precedent for a President asking American citizens to report their fellow citizens to the White House for pure political speech that is deemed 'fishy' or otherwise inimical to the White House's political interests," Cornyn wrote in a letter to the president. "By requesting that citizens send 'fishy' emails to the White House, it is inevitable that the names, email addresses, IP addresses, and private speech of U.S. citizens will be reported to the White House. You should not be surprised that these actions taken by your White House staff raise the specter of a data collection program. As Congress debates health care reform and other critical policy matters, citizen engagement must not be chilled by fear of government monitoring the exercise of free speech rights."

Cornyn obviously understands what's really going on here, but chooses to act like a gibbering moron because he thinks it's good politics. And the nuts, who also choose to believe what they want to believe, are eating it up.

"Can you believe it? President Obama and his radical community organizers at the White House want literally to 'keep track' of those who disagree with the government-run, potentially bankrupting health care bill, with its rationing of medical procedures to control costs, which Obama and Democrats in Congress are trying to ram through the system and into law..." reads a statement from right wing direct mail guru Richard Viguerie's spin lab. "Totalitarian regimes, such as Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union, used similar tactics (without email, of course) to keep tabs on dissidents and other critics of those regimes."

Barack Obama is just like Count HitlerStalin! Of course, Viguerie knows his audience (as evidenced by the fact that he feels the need to point out that Hitler didn't have email) and he knows just how idiotic and terrified these people are willing to be. This deadly mix of gullibility and paranoia is spreading through the hive mind at practically the speed of light. Barack Obama, the secret illegal alien Muslim terrorist, is now building a huge database of critics so he knows whose grandmas need killing the most.

Now go get suitably terrified, go to a town hall, and totally freak out and make an ass of yourself. Shut down discussion, shut down debate, stop the enemies of America from imposing this Nazi socialist vampire stuff on der volk!

"God save us," writes Kevin Drum of Cornyn and Viguerie. "Before long we're going to have start inventing new words to describe these guys. My thesaurus is running dry."

How about "Weimarketeers?"

-Wisco


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8/5/09

News Roundup for 8/5/09

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You want this to be a govt. program?


-Headline of the day-
"Reagan Admin. Economist: 'Just Wait Until You See Medicare and Medicaid Done... By the Government.'"

Give that a moment to sink in. Appearing on CNN, Reaganaut economist Art Laffer said -- with a straight face -- "I mean, if you like the Post Office and the Department of Motor Vehicles and you think they're run well, just wait until you see Medicare, Medicaid, and health care done by the government."

Medicare and Medicaid... by the government! Yikes!

Speaking of right wing dumbasses who have no idea what the hell they're talking about, here's a fun quiz -- who said these dumb things?

"Down in Washington they're playing with Social Security like it's some kind of government program!"

"My opponent seems to think that Social Security is a federal program. I believe that money is yours and you should be able to invest it yourself."

That's right, it was George W. Bush. Maybe these guys should bone up on what government actually does before they dive right in and try to "fix" it. (Think Progress)


-Speaking of Bushisms-
They're like candy... you have to have more. Here's a few from the same source:

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."

"The woman who knew I had dyslexia -- I never interviewed her."

God, what a dope. I could spend all day with this stuff... (NaomiHall.com)


-Shut up, whiner!-
The Democratic National Committee is running an ad attacking their Republican counterpart for holding up health care reform with right wing mobs. Well, the RNC showed them! According to the report, "At the end of the video, the DNC instructs people to call the Republican National Committee to express outrage. Callers who dial the RNC's main number to voice their concern about the DNC's charges are told to press 1, which sends them to the DNC's main switchboard."

"The RNC is inciting angry mobs to shout out legitimate discussion at public events across the country and now they want to ignore people who deplore their tactics," says dem spokesperson Brad Woodhouse. "Republicans don't want to have a discussion about the future of health care reform -– they want to shout out -– and now completely ignore -– anyone who disagrees with them."

This is a story with two morals; one, if you call the RNC line, don't press 1. Two, the GOP doesn't give a fuck what you think. Now shut up and eat your status quo, drone. (CNN)

The World According to John Bolton

John BoltonWe take a break from teabaggers in near-riot, people who believe Barack Obama is an illegal alien who hates white people, and the GOP alternative to health care reform to consider journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling. After accidentally crossing the border between China and North Korea (or, perhaps, after being tricked into crossing it), they found themselves in the custody of what few would argue wasn't the most totalitarian state in the world. Charged with being in North Korea to launch a "smear campaign" against the regime, the two journalists were sentenced to twelve years of hard labor. You'd imagine that a North Korean labor camp would make a Stalinist gulag look like Club Med -- this was a virtual death sentence.

Ling and Lee were undoubtedly arrested to be used as pawns in a geopolitical chess game. And it's this fact that lends credibility to the theory that they were led across the border by North Korean agents masquerading as guides. That Laura Ling's sister Lisa had previously embarrassed the North Korean government probably didn't help matters any.

After four and a half months in a North Korean prison, Lee and Ling were given a pardon and released yesterday.


[Agence France-Presse:]

Bill Clinton has safely left Pyongyang with two US journalists after they were pardoned by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, a spokesman for the former US president said Tuesday.

“President Clinton has safely left North Korea with Laura Ling and Euna Lee. They are en route to Los Angeles where Laura and Euna will be reunited with their families,” Clinton’s spokesman Matt McKenna said.

North Korea said Clinton delivered a special message to Kim from US President Barack Obama during his historic trip, which followed acute tensions over the North’s nuclear and missile tests, but the White House denied this.



The families of the reporters were unsurprisingly "overjoyed" at the news. In fact, pretty much everyone was happy with the result -- with one glaring exception, former Bush ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton.

In an op-ed for the Washington Post, Bolton called Clinton's trip "unwise." Later, after the news came that the journalists would be freed, Bolton doubled down and told FOX News that the outcome was "a classic case of rewarding bad behavior." Yeah, you figure that one out -- it doesn't make any sense to me. To someone who doesn't share Bolton's solid grasp of diplomacy and global politics, it would seem that the "reward" part of this is all on our side.

But what do I know. John Bolton's the expert here. His expertise is legend and his opinions are so well respected that Bush had to make him a recess appointment, because Bolton didn't stand a chance in hell of ever being confirmed by the Senate. It was part of the Bush strategy of always finding the person most perfectly unsuited for the job. If you were going to send an ambassador to the United Nations, you found the one person in America who hated the UN the most and thought it was a worthless and useless organization. That was John Bolton; a diplomat with no taste -- let alone talent -- for diplomacy.

"...Mr. Bolton's history of inflammatory statements about the UN would seem to make it more difficult for him to advance US interests at the UN. I am concerned about whether Mr. Bolton even believes the UN is a viable institution and a useful instrument of US foreign policy," then-Senator Barack Obama said in a floor statement opposing Bolton's nomination. "Saying that it wouldn't make a difference if you lop off ten floors of the UN building in New York isn't exactly the best way to earn people's respect and support -- whatever the context."

Closely tied to the Project for a New American Century, Bolton is unabashedly neocon. And this is a great moment to look back and consider how well out that mindset we are. Like Dick Cheney, Bolton is at heart a coward and all of his opinions are the result of a coward's overreaction. After all, North Korea has the bomb! And nations that pose even an entirely theoretical threat to the US must be crushed. It was Bolton, after all, who suggested that now would be a good time for Israel to bomb Iran -- because the disputed elections didn't result in a revolution. All those people out in the streets fighting for their rights? You know, the ones we're all supposed to be supporting?

Vaporize them. The only thing that matters is that Iran has the bomb! Which, of course, it doesn't.

Bolton's opinions of geopolitics, diplomacy, and foreign policy should be dismissed out of hand. Consider his record of success as US ambassador to the UN. During his term, we... Uhh... Umm...

I guess we didn't go to war with the moon. So there's that. Otherwise, I can't think of a single triumph of ambassadorial acumen we can pin like a medal on John Bolton's chest. Given his record, I can't come up with a single reason why we should give a crap what John Bolton thinks.

Well, other than to serve as a monument to the idiocy we've left behind. We tried it your way, John. It was a disaster. We're going to go in another direction now.

-Wisco


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Discretions-Amy Everett

She leads with discretions
The music plays

She kisses him
In the moons quiet lies
As she beckons me to be scarlet

My eyes turn black
Only for a moment
I become numb
And I become you

I’m saving you from this coffin
You use my lungs to breathe
You use my heart to beat
I can feel you living
As I am dying

The piano begins to set an angry tone
I begin to remove my clothes
I forget who I was
Under your sticks and stones

Your bricks and your walls
I am the vice
You are the architect

Can I mend what she built?
Or am I a seine you invented?

Tell me your secrets.
I spread my lips like honey
I am here for the taking
Don’t go home

Destiny is yelling
I’m holding my ears
And I am standing my ground
You stand next to me
But you aren’t with me

My eyes turn black
Only for a moment
I become numb
And I become you

The wind begins to rise
The piano screams

I kiss the words of your scars
As they hold me
Iam

My eyes turn black
Only for a moment
I become numb



What I am listening to-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGzyKf5oqGY