8/4/10

What the GOP Calls "The Economy" Isn't Really the Economy

Door labeled Unemployment OfficeIf Democrats want to limit their losses in November, it might be a good idea to start pointing out that, of the two parties, Democrats are the ones who give a damn. Because Republicans clearly don't. Faced with massive unemployment and a sluggish economy, the Republican's plan is worse than nothing -- do everything that hasn't been working, but do more of it. According to Laura Bassett of the Huffington Post, "The Economic Freedom Act of 2010 -- introduced by Reps. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) and Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) -- proposes deep tax cuts favoring the wealthiest in America, a reduction in regulatory oversight and the elimination of a federal tax on the estates of millionaires, which will allow wealthy investors to escape taxes entirely on a significant portion of their income." I guess if there's one group in America who really need a handout right now, it's those Kurt Vonnegut once described as the "fabulously well-to-do." If you need a refresher course on how Republican supply-side economics works, Stephen Colbert recently explained it -- pretty damned accurately, by the way. Put less comedically, supply-siders believe that everyone other than the wealthy live off the crumbs the rich leave at the table, so the rich need a huge banquet every night. The unspoken assumption is that, unless you're a captain of industry, you're not actually doing anything for the economy. Big People who do Big Things are the sole drivers of employment and economic growth.

Where has this thinking gotten us? Well, Bush subscribed to this idea and, as a direct result, had the worst record of jobs growth since jobs numbers began being tracked. So, of course, Republicans argue we have to do more of that. It may not have worked at any point up until now, but this time for sure.

What Democrats need to do is point all of this out. Not only will it set Republicans back, but it'll embarrass idiotic Democrats who sorely need to be embarrassed. Americans need to be introduced to Alexandra Jarrin and Paul Krugman. Krugman is, of course, a Nobel Prize-winning economist and columnist for the New York Times. Meet Alexandra Jarrin. Jarrin is a "99er" -- someone who's used the maximum 99 weeks of unemployment benefits:


Facing eviction from her Tennessee apartment after several months of unpaid rent, Alexandra Jarrin packed up whatever she could fit into her two-door coupe recently and drove out of town.

Ms. Jarrin, 49, wound up at a motel here, putting down $260 she had managed to scrape together from friends and from selling her living room set, enough for a weeklong stay. It was essentially all the money she had left after her unemployment benefits expired in March. Now she is facing a previously unimaginable situation for a woman who, not that long ago, had a corporate job near New York City and was enrolled in a graduate business school, whose sticker is still emblazoned on her back windshield.

"Barring a miracle, I'm going to be in my car," she said.



Now let's see what Krugman has to say:


I'm starting to have a sick feeling about prospects for American workers -- but not, or not entirely, for the reasons you might think.

Yes, growth is slowing, and the odds are that unemployment will rise, not fall, in the months ahead. That's bad. But what's worse is the growing evidence that our governing elite just doesn't care -- that a once-unthinkable level of economic distress is in the process of becoming the new normal.

And I worry that those in power, rather than taking responsibility for job creation, will soon declare that high unemployment is "structural," a permanent part of the economic landscape -- and that by condemning large numbers of Americans to long-term joblessness, they'll turn that excuse into dismal reality.



"Not long ago, anyone predicting that one in six American workers would soon be unemployed or underemployed, and that the average unemployed worker would have been jobless for 35 weeks, would have been dismissed as outlandishly pessimistic," he writes, "in part because if anything like that happened, policy makers would surely be pulling out all the stops on behalf of job creation."

Of course, they haven't. Let's be clear about one thing: reducing the deficit does not create jobs. And neither do tax cuts for the rich -- if top-heavy tax cuts raised employment, they would've started doing it ten years ago, when they were first implemented. Republicans, along with the aforementioned idiotic Democrats, have already begun their "new normal" campaign, blocking extensions of unemployment benefits and standing against any government spending that would help create jobs.

And let's be clear about another thing, the rich are not the "job creators," as Republicans like to pretend. You are. Consumers create jobs. Jobs are created by demand. If the rich can suddenly afford to hire a bunch of people, they won't -- not unless they need them. And the only reason they'd need more workers would be to increase production to answer demand. If no one's spending money, there is no demand. And, with high unemployment, a lot of people aren't spending money -- because, like Alexandra Jarrin, they don't have any. And this just feeds the cycle. Decreasing demand results in further unemployment, which results in decreasing demand, resulting in further unemployment, which results in lather, rinse, repeat.

That should be the Democratic message. The economy isn't some weird, unknowable deity who can only be appeased by arcane mumbo-jumbo and human sacrifice on the Altar of Deficit. And it's not a big white bank with Greek pillars on Wall Street. The people that Republicans call "job creators" don't create anything, they're just middle men who make their living selling money to each other.

No, the economy is you. You're the economy when you buy groceries, when you get your kids ready to go back to school, when your fuel pump dies and you have to replace it. You're the economy and if the government isn't helping you, then the government is ignoring the only thing that spurs economic growth and employment -- consumption.

The economy isn't as complicated as Republicans like to pretend, that's just smoke and mirrors to hide the fact that their policies are designed to help the rich. The truth is that the economy is as simple as you've always supected; if you're broke, the economy is bad. And the fix for that is for you to stop being broke.

If we give an inch to Republican economics, then we take one step toward that society Krugman describes as becoming "the new normal," where unemployment is so vast that employers can get away with paying next to nothing and the only people with any money to speak of are those who already had enough in the first place.

That's the Republican idea of a great economy. The question is, is it yours?

-Wisco


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8/3/10

News Roundup for 8/3/10

Mel Gibson and ex-wife
Another relationship destroyed by the Homosexual Menace


-Headline of the day-
"Outlawing gay marriage will improve the economy, activist says."

It's like this; the Homosexual Agenda is out to destroy marriage and the family (Why? Don't ask me... 'cause they're evil, I guess), same-sex marriage is one way to do this (How? I'll get to that. Keep your pants on), and healthy, whole families are essential to the economy. So explained the National Organization for Marriage's Tamara Scott.

"It costs you, the taxpayer, as high as $280 billion a year for fragmented families, according to the Family Research Council," Scott told a crowd in Des Moines, who apparently didn't know that FRC is a BS factory. "If we would correct the breakdown of the family by 1 percent, we could save the taxpayer $3 billion a year." So no more of those fakey non-opposite marriages!

See, the way same-sex marriage destroys families works like this: imagine someone had a fish. Then imagine someone said that fish was their "pet." Now, imagine how that would completely destroy your relationship with your dog.

It's like that. (Washington Independent)


-While we're on the subject-
The newly reborn Futurama recently took on NOM's infamous "storm clouds" ad.

FuturamaThursdays 10pm / 9c
No on Infinity
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Futurama New EpisodesRoast of David HasselhoffBig Lake


"If robo-sexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children. Then imagine we said those things... Since we couldn't think of any. As a mother, those things worry me." (Comedy Central)


-Bonus HotD-
"Beck: Unless America becomes 'libertarian,' it will be a 'Third World Country' like 'Latin America.'"

A word to the wise, don't take geography at Beck U. (Think Progress)


-Extra bonus fun-
Generally, the last thing I do when I'm writing a roundup is look up an image to use at the top. So I looked up "wall street banker jump window" (some joke about gay marriage being legal and bankers jumping out windows or something) and it turned up this:

Wall St protester sign -- JUMP! YOU FUCKERS!


My sentiments exactly... (Google Image Search)

FOX News, Catapulting the Propaganda Since 1996

There are snippets of video that can explain a lot. George W. Bush explaining that it's his job to "catapult the propaganda" was one example of the revealing slip and this video of Nevada GOP senatorial candidate Sharron Angle on FOX News is another. In it, she explains her campaign's decision to hide from the mainstream press, limiting her interviews to wingnut TV and rightwing talk radio.



Transcript from Political Correction [emphasis theirs]:


Angle: We needed to have the press be our friend.

Cameron: Wait a minute. Hold on a second. To be your friend?

Angle: Well, truly—

Cameron: That sounds naive.

Angle: Well, no. We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported, and when I get on a show and I say, 'Send money to Sharron Angle Dot Com,' so that your listeners will know that if they wanna support me, they need to go to Sharron Angle Dot Com.

Cameron: Alright, alright.



It should be noted that in Sharron's quest to find media friends, she decided to include FOX News. It should also be noted that FOX's Carl Cameron doesn't exactly shoot down her misconception. He pretends to be shocked that this is her media strategy, but doesn't even try to pretend that FOX is not her friend. And the reason for that is that it's not a misconception. FOX News exists to be Sharron Angle's friend, in the sense that it exists to be any Republican's friend. Bush was wrong; it's not a Republican president's job to catapult the propaganda, that chore falls to FOX, who always have their BS trebuchet's cocked and ready to fire.

Angle has been avoiding the media like a plague -- at one point literally fleeing the press -- mostly because she's a nightmare candidate. If she spoke to the real press, she'd have to explain why she thinks the unemployed are "spoiled" or what kind of a demented god it is she worships who would plan a pregnancy through rape. She'd be forced to expand on why she thinks Social Security and Medicare need to be "transitioned out." On FOX, as on talk radio, she doesn't have to explain any of those things at all. All she needs to do is tell them that Harry Reid is a Democrat, which is synonymous with "evil," and drop her web address. Easy-Peasy. No embarrassing questions about what she'd do or what her qualifications are. If it works for the empty-headed Sarah Palin, it'll work for anyone. The hardest question she'll have to answer is, "Why doesn't everyone see how awesome you are?"

What's galling about this is that, even while they do this, FOX continues to pretend that they're a legitimate news organization -- and not a subsidiary of the Republican Party press office. But worse is that everyone else feels inexplicably compelled to play along.


[Raw Story:]

He might want to check first for pins.

Fox News has been awarded a front row seat in the White House briefing room and Bill O'Reilly is promising to personally use it.

The White House Correspondents Association announced Sunday that the The Associated Press would get Helen Thomas' old seat in the center of the front row. Thomas was forced to retire in June after saying that Israelis should go back to Germany.



Bill O'Reilly, front row, White House press room. If you've ever wondered why our politics seem to keep getting more and more idiotic, there's your answer. Somewhere along the line, someone decided that we all have to pretend that clowns and propagandists are actually serious.

-Wisco


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8/2/10

Griper News: News Roundup for 8/2/10

Tancredo in flight helmet and goggles
Believe it or not, this man is insane


-Headline of the day-
"SurveyUSA Poll: Tancredo Tanking GOP's Chances In CO-GOV Race."

The problem with the Republican nominees for the governorship of Colorado is that they aren't conservative enough. And, by "conservative," I mean "crazy." So into the void hops former GOP Rep. and 2008 presidential longshot Tom Tancredo. Tom has the right "I hate Mexicans/gays/liberals/Muslims/etc." attitude to really nail down the crazy people vote. So he's running as a third-party candidate, because he'd probably lose the GOP primary.

Which is kind of a problem for the Republican Party. See, a really big chunk of GOP voters in Colorado are just as crazy as Tancredo. With Tancredo in the race, the GOP vote splits in the general election and the Democrat, Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper (I know!), wins in a walk in any projected matchup -- 44% to 26% or 46% to 21%, depending on who Republican primary voters elect to be their human sacrifice.

Go Tancredo! (Talking Points Memo)


-Tax filing made hard, thanks to Intuit-
Taxes! GAHHH! The only thing worse than paying them is having to figure them out. It's math and math sucks. We didn't grow up so we'd still have to do our math homework once a year. Why not just make everything easier? "After all, the IRS already has your information, so why not just send you a form with all of your details filled in, let you check it over for any mistakes, errors or omissions, sign it and send it back?" asks the 'puter blog TechDirt. "It would save a whole lot of hassle, and certainly would avoid problems caused by simple mistakes." If you had some fancy-footwork tax-dodging to do, you could still do it -- just write it in there. It'd be so easy... Who could be against that?

I'll tell you who; Intuit, the maker of Turbotax and Quickbooks. If taxes are easy, they're out of business. So Intuit has been lobbying Washngton like an SOB to make sure your tax forms stay hard. And not just Washington, according to the report, "[S]ome states have already implemented similar systems for state taxes, and Intuit then goes on the lobbying offensive to try to repeal those laws. Reader Xan points us to an LA Times story about the lengths to which Intuit is going to try to kill off a highly successful set of programs in California that have made it much easier for many, many, many residents, while at the same time saving the state millions of dollars. It's a clear win-win... Well, except for Intuit."

So next time, don't just curse the IRS. Curse the dicks who made the software you have to use to figure your taxes out. (TechDirt, via Reddit)


-Bonus HotD-
"Inside the FLOTUS office."

Politico keeps us apprised of the things that really matter -- like the fact that the First Lady's office isn't as nice as the Oval Office, but it's still pretty cool, since Michelle has good taste. Of course, this should be obvious to just about anyone who gives it even a moment's thought.

Thanks Politico! If you didn't exist, who would we turn to to learn these fascinating things we already knew? (Politico, via Wonkette)

Without Hate, the Tea Party is Nothing

No mosques symbolThis weekend, the Tea Party held a "Uni-Tea" rally to demonstrate all their non-racism and Diversi-Tea. Featured speakers included black conservatives and Andrew Breitbart. The fact of Breitbart's constant attacks on black institutions was totally airbrushed out of his own personal history and no mention was made of the NAACP or Shirley Sherrod. As far as the diversity off the stage goes, I've already covered that -- long story short, there wasn't a lot. The crowd was pretty thin, which suggests to me two explanations, to be taken either in combination or separately: the average teabagger finds a rally without all the racism no fun and/or the tea party is suffering from outrage fatigue and losing steam.

But more than racial diversity was represented at the rally. Two agents of the Homosexual Agenda infiltrated the ranks.


[Talking Points Memo:]

Apparently, Uni-Tea wasn't only bridging the racial gap. Brendan Kissam and Matt Hissey wandered into the event carrying signs that said "proud gay conservative" and "freedom is fabulous." They said they were "the Gayborhood's envoy to the tea party."

The pair said the tea party is welcoming to their minority group, too. "The Tea Party is accepting of everybody," said Hissey, adding that "Skin color diversity -- that's not real diversity. Everyone here has a different life experience." Hissey recognized that the tea party "might be against gay marriage," but that's ok, he said, because he is too.



I'm guessing that Kissam and Hissey (can those possibly be their real names?) hadn't had a lot of experience with the Tea Party. Just last week, an incident in Pennsylvania demonstrated the Party's attitude toward gays and lesbians -- they're evil. The Potter County library was set to show a film titled Out In The Silence. According to the Patriot-News newspaper, the film is "about the challenges of being openly gay in rural Pennsylvania." This film was not going to be shown... Not if "real Americans" had any say, anyway.


The leader of the Potter County Tea Party, through a local blogger, claimed the library was allowing conservative Christians to be "attacked for our beliefs at a public library we support with our tax money. This is wrong and cannot be tolerated." Later, he apologized for using the tea party name to express his personal opinion...

Although the local tea party official claimed "$1.5 million of local taxes" go to the library, the reality is its total budget last year was $117,000 -- with less than $42,000 from local governments.


At its core, the Tea Party doesn't have any central belief; they are defined by what they're against, because they don't seem to be "for" anything. They like to talk about the Constitution a lot, but their Constitution a fantasy document written by Christian zealots that bears little resemblance to the one ratified by people immersed in the Enlightenment. For them, Freedom of Religion means the freedom to join their religion -- and everyone else gets to shut up about it.

To say that the Tea Party is feverish with bigotry is to simply state the obvious. Never mind the racist signs and slogans, those are dismissed as the "cranks" -- something teabaggers do every time they're confronted with them. Take a look at their stances on issues of tolerance. For example, you will never in a hundred-billion years encounter a Muslim teabagger. There's a reason for that.


[Joe Conason, Salon:]

Sarah Palin's semiliterate yet somehow Shakespearian tweet protesting the "Ground Zero mosque" has drawn fresh attention to a cause that excites bigots across the country. Her friend Mark Williams, the racist loudmouth expelled from the Tea Party movement over the weekend, is already leading a national campaign of agitation against the "mosque" and the worshippers of Islam's "monkey god." Florida evangelist William Keller wants a piece of the fame and fortune, too. New York Republican gubernatorial candidate Rick Lazio even seems to believe that opposing the mosque -- and perhaps all mosques -- will revive his stagnating candidacy.

Like so much right-wing agitation, the campaign against the mosque in lower Manhattan -- actually an interfaith community center known as the Cordoba House that will include a mosque -- depends on fear and misinformation. Its political purpose is to demonize Islam and its adherents, no matter how peaceful and moderate, by pandering to prejudice and inflaming emotions left raw by the losses of 9/11.



If the Tea Party is defined by those things that they're against, then they're united in their hatred of Muslims. It's not just Cordoba House that draws Tea Party fire, but any mosque built anywhere in America. In Tennessee, a proposed Murfreesboro Muslim community center has become an issue in the Governor's race. Current Lt. Governor Ron Ramsey has gone so far as to deny that Islam is an actual religion and, as a mere "cult," may not deserve any Constitutional protections afforded other religions.

In Florida, things are especially bad. In May, a pipe bomb exploded in a Jacksonville mosque, causing "significant" damage, "right before evening prayers at the mosque." In Gainesville, the Dove World Outreach Center plans to hold a good old-fashioned book-burning, as the Quran will torched to commemorate 9/11. Also in Gainesville, several members of the same church were sent home from school for wearing a t-shirt that read, "ISLAM IS OF THE DEVIL."

"I've met Muslim children, but I don't actually have any contact with them at the moment," one student said. "I don't know why that is -- I guess we've just never become friends." You're wearing a t-shirt that says, "ISLAM IS OF THE DEVIL," and you don't know why you don't have any Muslim friends? Really?

If there were no racism at all on the right, this would still be bigotry. A multi-cultural, multi-racial alliance against one ethnic group is still bigotry -- and that bigotry is a cornerstone of the entire movement. There's a reason that Republican politicians are jumping on the "no mosques anywhere" bandwagon: because the teabaggers are already leading that parade.

-Wisco


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